When a brand positions itself one way and then acts another we
call it a “brand disconnect.” It’s an integrity failure, meaning, a failure to
integrate one’s professed values into one’s actions.
It’s more true than ever that we are each our own personal
brands, and that needs to be kept in mind at all times, but even more so when
we’re figuratively or literally on-stage in front of our key audiences. In the
show business industry where it’s hard to get jobs even when you are one of the
best, it’s interesting to watch how some who make – or seek to make – their
living in the communication arts fail to show their craft in front of their
biggest audience of potential fans and employers. I’m not at all suggesting
that people hide their emotions. I am suggesting that they channel them into
consumable, authentic, skilled communications when it counts.
So while it’s all still fresh in our minds, here are my
nominations for the “5 Deadly Sins of Oscar Acceptance Speeches”.
1. The Slow Walk: Hear your name in a ceremony known for running
too long, and fail to run up to the podium. Some of these people get up from
their chairs with such a look of dazed astonishment that their name has been
called it's as if they're surprised that the announcer knows they're in the
room. Their initial launch from their chair looks like cheap imitations of
slowmo scenes from “Chariots of Fire.” Don't be a dufus. Hear your name and get
your ass to the podium as quickly as possible.
2. The Slow Talk: Yes, you've been given an award many dream of
and few ever realize, but you haven't cured cancer. Drop the over serious slow
talk and give us an upbeat celebratory message that sounds like a celebration
so we can be happy with you. See Daniel Day Lewis’s speech for Best Actor, “Lincoln,”
to get a good idea of the right balance.
3. Confused Talk: Unless you're accepting with someone else and
they've eaten up all your time and thrown you off your game, don't get up there
and talk so incoherently that everyone starts to wonder how it is that you even
got a job in the story telling profession let alone an award for doing it.
Everyone in the business has to explain his or her ideas to someone else. Do
that here. Otherwise the appointments your agent wants to get for you this week
based on this good news are going to be a lot harder to secure.
4. The "I'm Surprised " Talk: Again, sort of like the
Slow Walk perps, you knew it was a 1 in 5 or 1 in 10 possibility that your name
was going to be called, how freaking surprised can you be? Sure half the free
world has been asking themselves since the day the nominations came out how
your name got on the list, but as uncomfortable as that might be for you (well
it is the industry based on faked sincerity, isn’t it) it means you must have
known it was there. If all the media carping didn't telegraph it to you, the
luncheon you were invited to for all the nominees should have been a dead give
away. Leave the "this is my 'I'm surprised'" audition piece at home.
5. The "I Can't Remember Who to Thank" Talk: Really?
You've lived with most of these people in some remote location for three months
and the rest of the people you ought to mention were somehow responsible for
you having the gig, and just a year or two later you've forgotten who they are?
Here's an idea: Go to the Super Bowl of the Communication Arts
with a script memorized, and then tuck it in your pocket, just in case. You get
the idea of a script: it's lines written when the writer has the time and
privacy to think what ought be said. Then these carefully crafted text guides
are memorized so the intended words are actually the ones spoken at Go Time.
Hollywood has been using this little device since the advent of talkies. You're
no Charlie Chaplin. Act like you're part of the communication profession and
communicate… so you don’t commit a brand disconnect.












